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Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!
Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022
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Hakimi

When someone tries to marry you for your riches, but instead they're not under your name.
She tried to Divorce me, but I hakimi her so that she leaves less than I found her.
by Mr Men's conference April 16, 2023
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Hakiminomics

Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.
Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.
by MR MIXER April 16, 2023
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Mika Hakimi

2023 LMV 24 Hour Rocket Simsport racer with the Fastest Lap of 3.22.324

Absolute legend and shithousery master.
Mika Hakimi is the LMV GOAT. what a legend. the hakimster touch
by CyanideJuiceBox January 17, 2023
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high rise hamming

When your drunk friend moons the tourists far below her hotel room on the 39th floor. Some believe spotting a high rise ham is a sign of good luck.
Miri felt so lucky to spot an ass way up high that night in Miami... little did she know it was her drunk friend high rise hamming.
by Angel62 November 3, 2017
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Hammin'

To act cute in a disingenuous manner, usually to get attention or something you want. Taken from the old phrase "What a ham," which was used to describe an actor who overacts.
That dog is hammin', trying to get some treats.

Look at her hammin' trying to get some cash for new shoes.
by crk September 21, 2012
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Hammi

A nickname for an individual who has a love of hamburgers and is a term of endearment.
Oh, hammi of course you are going to order the double steak burger plain and Steak 'n Shake
by carol Milligan April 12, 2015
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