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Hummus Hummer

1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.

2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.
1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer

2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.
by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011
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Elbow Hummus

When a man ejaculates into the crease of someone’s neck and they let it stay there during the rest of the night. The warmth makes it liquify and the separation of the sides of the crease make it look like hummus. The male proceeds to ejaculate into the crease of their elbow and then puts their partner in a headlock and the friction cause an even more hummus like texture
Last night this girl asked me to make some elbow hummus and it was probably the best experience I’ve ever had
by Johan dick March 21, 2019
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taco hummus

when she’s gotta yeast infection but you smash anyways
“yo i’m tryna get that taco hummus
“ur fuckin nasty logan”
by tacohummus69 April 4, 2019
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hummus taco

An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia
Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.
by Voltistrem October 21, 2017
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Hummus slide

A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.
"...the party went so late that we gave him a hummus slide."
by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 25, 2020
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Hummus Town

Hummus Town is where people think Luigi is an item card.
by HummusIsHome July 14, 2022
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Hummus Khalaf

Rosario-Hummus K is very gay
Hummus k dad-My son is a gay disappointment

Hummus khalaf-You damn guidos I could’ve shot you if I had the chance
by rip_everything_is_mid May 25, 2022
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