Hummus Hummer

1. A sexual act in which a woman spreads Hummus on a male’s penis and then performs fellatio on said person with the hummus on the penis.

2. Another name for anal sex between 2 gay men. Referencing the fact that Greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for anal sex.

1. Teresa told Dan to go to the store and pick up some Hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a Hummus Hummer

2. Bob and Steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange Hummus Hummers.

by MASA SPLINTER July 28, 2011

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hummus taco

An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia

Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.

by Voltistrem October 21, 2017

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Hummus Town

The place where e-dating trans girls and shit-posting idiots gather to argue about the most inane things while having unfunny Jackbox Game Nights.

Jerry: Hey, you wanna join the discord server Hummus Town?

Any Reasonable Person: What the fuck? No!

by GoldenGamre February 12, 2022

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Elbow Hummus

When a man ejaculates into the crease of someone’s neck and they let it stay there during the rest of the night. The warmth makes it liquify and the separation of the sides of the crease make it look like hummus. The male proceeds to ejaculate into the crease of their elbow and then puts their partner in a headlock and the friction cause an even more hummus like texture

Last night this girl asked me to make some elbow hummus and it was probably the best experience I’ve ever had

by Johan dick March 21, 2019

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Hummus Party

Codename for sucking toes on a first date.

McKenzie went over to Matthew's house for a first date, he said he was throwing a hummus party. After she arrived though, he just wanted to suck her toes.

by lost hamster December 12, 2021

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