Hooptie

Broke Ass Shit. Peice Of Shit

"Man Look At That Hooptie Ass Mall"

by Famous Mike January 17, 2008

hooptie

This is the one and only true definition of hooptie.

Hooptie: A term describing the bum.

I betcha she likes it in the Hooptie.
or
Check out the sweety Hooptie on that one!!!

by Rascock April 25, 2004

Hoopti

Hoopti is a clothing brand created by South African rapper xo .It is also an old school term which means to stay on top of your game even tho you living in the struggle . Its usually used in the South African streets of Knysna K.Forest

Even tho times are tough I still stay on that Hoopti.

I know its hard man but stay Hoopti.

Im Hoopti

by @xo_AmmiyLaRose November 10, 2018

hooptie

a slut, hooker, trashy man/woman, and/or whore always looking for drunken ass/cock.

hookers, man whores, bitches and hoes are considered hoopties.

by mallory, phally, and nick November 09, 2008

hoopty

when describing a person, hoopty means the coolest cats in the whole city

Yo dawg, look at those hooptys, they r so cool yo.

by brick house May 03, 2006

hoopty hunch

It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?

The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.

by Magic Carpet March 08, 2009

Hoopty Heaven

1. A ghetto car lot in Cincinnati Ohio.


2. The place that all hooptys eventually end up, a junk yard.

1.Person 1: Yo, did you see that car wit' the 22s lastnight?
Person 2: Yell yeah, the one at Hoopty Heaven?


2. Person 1: Yeah my can stopped running last week so I had to take it to the Hoopty Heaven.
Person 2: Damn, how much did they give you for it?

by raylinsxe January 15, 2009