Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.

Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding

by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013

Bottle Hoards

- Individuals who collect bottles in night clubs or bars (Hoarders).
- Women who spend their time around men who buy them alcohol (Similar to a bottle whore)
-A non explicit way of saying "Bottle Whore"

She's such a bottle Hoard
Look at those bottle Hoards

by JohnGarry July 7, 2019

covid hoard

Noun. The bunch of food, water and stuff that doesnt go bad and paper products that you hoarded so that your ready for a shut down... oh sorry bro excuse my covid hoard... last time I went to the store I could only get 1 pack of water but I got a shit ton of cereal and chips.

Yo dont worry about my covid hoard in the side room. I dont wanna run out of cereal or water again!

by Jokester72 September 26, 2020

Vaccine hoarding

Vaccine hoarding is a lot like toilet paper hoarding when the pandemic started, it's silliness. There's enough vaccines to go around for the rest of the world to the people that want to get one just like there was enough toilet paper to go around for everybody at the start of the pandemic, then a few people hoarded the supply and tried to sell it for outrageous prices on ebay. The vaccine hoarding is really about power and control, not about protecting a population.

It helps no one to vaccinate everyone in one country while no one from another country has been vaccinated, since all you are really giving people is a placebo and a false sense of hope/morale boost when they get a shot in their arm. The virus is everywhere, not just in the countries that got the most vaccines, so vaccine hoarding won't really do anybody any good. The countries that got excessive amounts of vaccines they don't need might as well get rid of their vaccines if they are not going to give them to countries that could use them.

by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021

hoarding

A term that refers to both the attempt to "hoard" more screen time (that can be obtained) from parents and the panic buying that occurred on Friday, March 13th, 2020, right before the COVID-19 lockdown. This term highlighting a sense of urgency and accumulation in both contexts.

Kids trying to negotiate extra screen time are just hoarding it like people did with toilet paper during the pandemic!

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

Remote hoarding

The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.

Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.

by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025

lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018