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HMU

An acronym for 'hot man underpants.'
"Hey guys, I just ordered some hmu off of ebay."

"Omg! Freddie is wearing hmu!
by Izzeh :D June 30, 2010
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Hmu

Hook me up
Often said to text or hang out
John:imy, hmu?
Donna:Sure when?
by I funny April 9, 2015
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RHC required more hydrogen from the HMU!
by Big Bender May 25, 2006
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HMU

by Mackena April 16, 2016
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HMU is a ( Hgh Maintinence Unit )
Ashly is such a HMU...
by Rascal August 23, 2005
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HMU

A 3 letter acronym use in texts or on various personal ads referring to one male, who's receiving oral sex, is also holding and playing with another male's cock and genitalia thereby jacking him off (results in greater sexual pleasure to both partners or individuals).
Ad under m4m, t4m, mw4m or mw4mw can read in part: Love to give oral sex with my warm, wet lips, HMU accepted but not required.

Red: "Hey Bob, did you hear, Jim got a blowjob from Sally's husband and was told to HMU during."
Bob: "You're kidding Red, did he do it?"
Red: "From what I heard he did, got so turned on, ended up jacking him off."
Bob: "lol"
by benignlylauxes September 14, 2014
mugGet the HMUmug.

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by boaz274 December 23, 2016
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