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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
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Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it
by anonymous March 31, 2025
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hark twa

A hark twa is something that happens when 2 guys bend down together and spit at the same time at each other and before you know it they fucking each other.
They bent down and then hark twa'ed
by Residentdoom January 21, 2025
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Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.
"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011
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harkness energy

When a person is acting extremely sarcastic and passive aggressive towards you, making you feel small
The Harkness energy emitted made me sad
by hdjksl November 17, 2022
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HARK

A noise of exitement
HARK SOUNDS LIKE THE GENTLE KNOCK OF A VULNERABLE TEENAGE GIRL
by Almosttoasty October 11, 2020
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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
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