Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
Get the Hark, I hear postil shits!mug. The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
by anonymous March 31, 2025
Get the Harking Itmug. A hark twa is something that happens when 2 guys bend down together and spit at the same time at each other and before you know it they fucking each other.
by Residentdoom January 21, 2025
Get the hark twamug. The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.
"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011
Get the Hark Eek Lowmug. When a person is acting extremely sarcastic and passive aggressive towards you, making you feel small
by hdjksl November 17, 2022
Get the harkness energymug. A noise of exitement
by Almosttoasty October 11, 2020
Get the HARKmug. To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
Get the Hark the Haroldmug.