oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"

*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"

oh shit, a black guy by Robby6521 March 25, 2011

I'm such a nice guy. 

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

I'm such a nice guy. by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021

pretty straight for a bent guy 

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

pretty straight for a bent guy by Stayout March 1, 2019

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy 

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe. 

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe. by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher 

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Guy Ass 

When a girl wears pants or jeans that sag and wrinkle near her ass making it look like she has a flat, unattractive, guys ass. usually a girlscout.

wow if she wants to get any she needs to get rid of that guy ass

Ew there goes the queen of the guy asses (HL)

Guy Ass by miTsIemaNyM March 25, 2011