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guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.
I've got a rift with a guitard.
by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018
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Guitarded

Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.
I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.
by Blues Minor September 4, 2022
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Guitard-on

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.
Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.
by mds1978 February 19, 2011
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Guitard

O man Trent is a really big Guitard
by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019
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Guitarded

One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)
Bryan Bee has got to be the most guitarded musician I’ve ever met
by RizzleyBear October 22, 2023
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Guitarded

Ex. Me and my friend guitarded together last night.
by The Real Nigman February 6, 2025
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Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.
House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020
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