by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018

Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.
by Blues Minor September 4, 2022

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.
Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.
by mds1978 February 19, 2011

One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)
by RizzleyBear October 22, 2023

Past tense of guitar
by The Real Nigman February 6, 2025

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.
House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."
by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020
