Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar

Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.

by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010

guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009

Guitarist's Nipple

the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.

"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."

by dr.teets September 19, 2012

guitarist

a guy who knows how to touch women and whos hands dont tire easily

'im such a guitarist, she was writhing under my fingers for hours'

by anony mouse July 4, 2004

Guitarscrollitis

The name for what happens after staring at the TV playing Guitar Hero, then looking at another object and seeing the illusion of things moving up and down.

"Dude after i played guitar hero i got Guitarscrollitis, it looked like my tv was flying up in the air!"

by Jayinasia January 1, 2009

guitarstudesque

(Noun) - A person who is among the greatest of guitarists, nearing the guitar skill of Jason Becker, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Jeff Loomis, inter alia.

"I am a guitarstudesque... the great of them all."

by tonytheshreddingtiger January 21, 2009

Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014