Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.

You're so gronkula, Tammy!

by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022

grinko

An in-line hockey rink located exclusively in Grove City Pennsylvania, specifically in the Grove City YMCA. This term is often mistaken for the word “gringo”, which is commonly used by Spanish speakers as a derogatory term for Americans who can’t speak Spanish well.

Have you ever been to “grinko”?
The other day I met Fred up at “grinko” to play hockey.

by Full Diaper March 19, 2023

Grunk

The combination of being grumpy and drunk - as epitomised by Colin Bacon during late night phone calls.

"Hello Colin Bacon, How are you?"
"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."
"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"

by TeamAwesomeDjs February 28, 2009

grunk

(n) The name is the result of combining two types of cannibis, grape and skunk, into a hybrid.

"Wow, that grunk sure seems to damage motor skills and render even the alphabet a challenge."

by max barshled August 14, 2007

Grunkies

Faces made of a single pile of sand. Pebbles, shells, sticks and seaweed are used to define facial features such as nose, eyes, mouth, ears, etc. Grunkies are meant to be a little grotesque. They are said to keep watch over swimmers and protect them from dangers, such as the undertoad.

Sean: Though we built three grunkies, you should still be careful of the undertoad.

by RedFieldsOfNone October 24, 2011

Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

Granky

When you are grumpy and cranky at the same time.

Yo man cheer up, why are you so granky today??

by Jess814 April 13, 2016