This is like the mile high club, except it's for poor people. It occurs when you bone down in the restroom of a Greyhound bus.
Frank: So how was the trip, I heard you had to take greyhound?
Chuck: It was awesome, you know that fat chick I was talking about?
Frank: Yeah, did you two do the old Greyhound pound?
Chuck: Hell yeah!
Chuck: It was awesome, you know that fat chick I was talking about?
Frank: Yeah, did you two do the old Greyhound pound?
Chuck: Hell yeah!
by C-Garrr February 9, 2009
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The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.
This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.
Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.
Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.
The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 12, 2012
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Get the Greyhound Skirt mug.I was on the Seattle to Portland bus when I gave my neighbor a quick greyhound tug under his jacket.
by TugBoatSlim November 15, 2013
Get the greyhound tug mug.A person whose ego demands that they be seen as successful in a "sporting pursuit", but who lacks the intelligence or self-disipline to apply themselves personally to the goal. Famous for eagerly bragging about how "good" they are to the canines that they personally cage and exploit, they resort to name calling, abuse, and even threats when confronted by statistics showing their industry in an honest and unfavourable light.
"That greyhound trainer says he takes such good care of his dogs, but he kills them once he's gotten all the money he can out of them."
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