zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!
by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025

"Why does Jesse always drink Jameson's when he's always speaking Spanish?"
"Because he's a Green Bean esé; his dad's from Dublin but his mom is from Guadalajara!"
"Because he's a Green Bean esé; his dad's from Dublin but his mom is from Guadalajara!"
by Gigantomachy February 25, 2015

When a person shoots a swish in basketball, it is likely they will say “Green bean!”
Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.
Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.
by bigSKYblues June 23, 2025

by kamnoz65 November 30, 2021

- Green bean AKA side hoe/side dish
- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.
- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.
- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.
- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.
- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;
- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.
- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.
- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.
- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.
- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;
“So you’re bragging because my man cheated on me with YOU but you got nothing out of it other than a wet ass? You a green bean ass bitch”
“Simmer down, green bean”
“Simmer down, green bean”
by SayingWhatYouDontWantTo September 16, 2022
