Blue Gowns

Term used to describe the particular individuals who aren’t smart enough to acquire a white gown. Hence forth they are marked with a blue gown.

Look at all these stupid blue gowns.

by constan.1ne May 19, 2025

Gowned

A word that refers to someone getting owned when playing an online shooter. It is used mostly by gamers to shorten the saying, "Get owned."

oh HEAD SHOT gowned fag fuck!!!

by Und3RC0v3r6r0th34 November 30, 2011

gowning

the act of fitting on clothes with a metal pipe

god i love gowning

by ShadowMoneky February 19, 2024

Spank gown

Accepted attire for an evening spent thrapping oneself into tomorrow. Usually resembles some sort of Hugh Heffner dressing gown, silky and maroon in appearance. Waist tie essential for quick recovery should one be interrupted, or simply to stop the breeze causing shrivellage during a mid-session stroll.

Mate, it's 7pm and your in your spank gown already.....

You've been in your gown all day..

by Valley! September 24, 2013

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019

In The Gown

When you would much rather be sleeping or plan to be asleep.

The meaning comes from the old timey act of wearing a sleeping gown to bed.

Referring to being tired / ready to be asleep.

“The party STARTS at 9:45, I’ll be in the gown! No way I’m going to that shit!”

by tinahatesmilk January 27, 2025