goosing

goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....

last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.

by L briggs September 25, 2006

Goosing

The act of placing your fingers so your hand forms a goose’s head and jabbing it into your victim’s anus

I had to Steve, Roger was asking for a good goosing.

by GooseMan123 August 17, 2018

Goodington

Gunays Way Of Saying Whats Good

Whats Goodington?
Whats Goodington?...Chillington Man

by Sik Beni November 22, 2006

Goofing

The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons

Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd

by emanyell June 14, 2011

Gooming

Another term for gaming. 'Gooming' refers to video game addicts who can't stop gaming.

Example one: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!"

Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"

2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"

1: "OK Goomer."

OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!

by KongsKangdom January 19, 2021

Goosing

When you act like someone who doesn’t own Canada Goose, but you’re a rich kid with plenty of Canada Goose

Why you goosing on me man? Go fuck yourself

by TrevMan the Wizard of Gyros April 18, 2019

Goofington

Someone who is goofy at all times, or does goofy things, or does stupid things very often. Or says dumb things a lot

“Goofington”. Bro your a goofington, Such a goofington

by Smalls211 August 8, 2019