Gooch

The dull featureless area between ones anus and his testicles. The only purpose of which is to keep oneself from shitting on ones balls.

I laughed so hard I got ass butter on my gooch.

by Bushmonkey June 14, 2005

Gooch

The gooch is the section of skin between the sac and shitter of men, and vagina and shitter of women.

However, in recent times the gooch has taken on more popularity as a mild insult, or as a strengthener to other mild insults.

1. wow, it is hot. my gooch is sweating profusely

2. Shorey you utter gooch

3.Shorey you sweaty gooch faced nonce

by Proffesor T July 11, 2008

Gooch

1. A particular area between any two clearly definable points.
2. A reference to any undefined item of interest.

(Ex. 1) "Gentlemen, it appears we are in the gooch."

(Ex. 2) "What is that gooch over there?"

by Gooch73 December 23, 2014

Gooch

1: The most precious skin on the male body, connecting the lower Ball-Sack to the Anus.

2: Deity of all that is pure and just in the universe: Beer, Ganja, and especially Poontang.

1. You know she loves you if she licks your gooch.

2. Ye who enter the Sorority Slut's Vagina, pray to Gooch, and find solace in his Name, so that He may Protect thy Wang from the accursed Herpes of the Genital.

by EarlyTimes666 July 02, 2011

Gooch

To hang out or chill with someone or a group of people

A facebook status: "Goochin with the crew"

Texting a friend: "You wanna gooch tonight?"
"You trying to gooch tonight"

Calling someone:
Mike: "What you doing?"
Joe: "Nuttin, goochin with Don and Billy"

by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

Gooch

Much debate. Not a taint. Men AND women have taints. Only men have gooches. Gooch = guy cooch. And it is the area between the balls and penis.

I have lint stuck in my gooch.

by AiiA April 23, 2009