Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments

A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.

by aw847 May 8, 2016

myth goner

A myth goner is an identified homo-sapien which utilizes technology belonging to the 21st century to construct today’s popular culture; myth goner does so by using Adobe software After Effects, he reconstructs “indie” vibes with the usage of video game footage. Myth goner is also in love with Clairo.

What the fuck is a myth goner

by iOrphic October 9, 2017

gonner

no longer existing, about to expire, die or be gone.

Good thing my fella's loaned me some g's to repay or else im a gonner

by where_d_Bs_at December 26, 2011

Qui-goner

A movie character that you always knew was going to die, right from the first scene.

Boromir was a Qui-goner. I knew he was going to from the beginning of the film.

by gworkman27 March 2, 2014

Goonerism

An Arsenal fan talking a load of shite.

One in ten Arsenal fans talks as much shite as the other nine is considered to be a true Goonerism.

by Goonbater August 1, 2020

ello govner

ello govner is a quote from a movie called Marry Poppins,

when a British guy tried to say "Hello Government"

Now it is a meme that everyone tries to say in a british accent Ello Govner.

(Can't you use google to search this?)

'Ello Govner, How's it going mate.

by What_are_you_looking_at January 7, 2017