When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face
by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022
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Get the Gertrude Wonton Thumper mug.Gertrude, the tree that survived the horrific war between the Gertrude and the compasses. Fighting courageously to the death. Gertrude was a tree admired by all human beings especially the Stephanies. Gertrude is still living on although will be forever wounded, it’s fate set in stone by the outrageous compasses.
Look there they are, Gertrude
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Get the Gertrude mug.The best character in Seusical the musical, everyone’s favorite! She is a bird who is bullied for her one feather tail, so she takes pills to make it better. She wants to impress Horton the elephant so she tries her hardest to save him from harm. In the end she adopts horton’s baby and they raise it together.
Person: did you see Liv play Gertrude Mcfuzz in the musical?
Person: oh yes she was my favorite!
Person: I hated that guy who played Horton tho
Person: oh yes she was my favorite!
Person: I hated that guy who played Horton tho
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This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding
This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding
by Big Dick Mikey March 30, 2024
Get the Gertruding mug.Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”
by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022
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