Gauge 

The most handsome man in the world ...BEST IN SHOW. My best friend, my life is empty without you. I love you my sweet man and I'll never forget you...may I see you again one day.

Gauge is best on show.

Gauge by PocketsL7 April 10, 2025

Gauge

My bf

“Gauge, he’s my bf”

Gauge by Yurfuhnmom January 7, 2026

Gauge Martin 

A man who’s insta is @gaugem22 and grooms underaged girls and shows them his feet.

Omg he’s such a Gauge Martin for talking to an underaged girl

Gauge Martin by horsegirl_699 July 13, 2022

gauge fuck 

The act of inserting cock into another persons gauge piercing.

My girlfriend got all freaky and let me gauge fuck her ear last night. It was incredible!!!

gauge fuck by Rikey Slade September 22, 2010

Gauge Queen 

A person who likes to show off his or her stretched piercings.

Kyana is such a gauge queen!

Gauge Queen by Pask January 30, 2006

Gauge Age 

Guessing the age of someone online based on how they act or what they say.

hottiebabe_69: hey asl?
1337geek: You're thirteen, aren't you?
hottiebabe_69: OMG!!!11! HOW'D U NO?!
1337geek: Gauge age. e_e

Gauge Age by Imakoo April 7, 2006

gauge buster 

A girl with a huge ass. One's gauge is determined by taking both hands and extending both the thumbs and pinkies and putting one's thumbs together. The distance from one end of the pinky to the other is both one's gauge and the ideal width for a girl's ass. It is considered acceptable to go outside one's gauge within one hand length, but further than that is a complete "gauge buster" and should either not be done, or should be admonished by peers.

I got cowboy drunk last night and ended up busting the shit out of my gauge (with a gauge buster). I woke up praying she was gone in the morning, but she was in the kitchen shoveling cream cheese into her mouth with Ritz crackers.

gauge buster by Dan Dobbin July 15, 2006