My buddy, Cody, likes grooming the wookie in the shower to some midgets with large thumbs that are dressed like clowns!
by Cody's bud, Rob from Cali June 07, 2006
I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.
by losgadh April 05, 2011
A groomertaints a person to the point where they daren’t even confess to their own mother.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.
Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
After this, the groomer holds the, usually much younger person, responsible for their own despicable acts.
Then the groomer makes the, usually much younger person, feel guilty about the dirty secrets, which were initiated by the groomer but set up as if this were the opposite.
Why is it called grooming?
This act of manipulation is called grooming because a groomer grooming is acting beastly. Therefore can only think in beastly terms. And treats the usually much younger person, with complete and utter disrespect, as if it were a mere puppy that only exists for the groomer's pleasure. Grooming is the act of a predator preparing their, usually much younger, prey for their own deviant sexual practices.
This is an example of a groomer grooming; 'Em, Brey-Anne, I cannot sleep, can you please come to my bedroom and help me with these muscle knots I have in my legs? Oh, that feels wonderful, you're a good girl for helping me out. Shhh, don't talk so loud; we don't want to wake up your parents, do we?'
by DinkyDi October 12, 2019
Sharon is in Michael and Dj's wedding. She is Michael's best girl friend. Thus, she is the groom's maid. Two men are getting married so there are two groooms.
by Michael Ray-Frierson August 08, 2010
by airsoftman September 06, 2010
Grooming a marge is when your IQ increases by 1
Shit bro your grooming a marge!
by DragonStalker May 09, 2023