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Grapple

1. The offspring of a bredded grape and apple.

2. A flavor (usually in juice) with the taste of grape and apple
1. The scientist experimented with genes to try to make the grapple

2. That was some really good grapple juice.
by Davien May 2, 2008
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Grapple

I was at the store the other day and saw a package of grapples. I grabbed it thinking it was some kind of brocciflower hybrid, but i caught a wiff of grape soda as i was putting them in the cart. Grapples are apples soaked in artificial grape flavoring. I almost barfed.
by AllisonLoves420 September 28, 2008
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Grappleshelf

An insult to be exclusively aimed at an old person's genitals
(When staring at your Grandma's weepy flange) "Yo Grappleshelf!"
by Jan Robson March 10, 2007
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grapplehooked

Inebriated to a point where there is a strong tendency to fool around with dangerous implements. Appears to be of nautical origin and somewhat archaic. In modern usage, is often preceded by the phrase "Hey guys, bet you can't do this!"
"Me matey was fair grapplehooked" (archaic) "That student gets grapplehooked way more often that I do." (current)
by Nim Chimsky January 21, 2009
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grapple toe

When someone has fucked up toes and uses them as tools. For example to pick things up and tie people's shoe laces. Ewan studd has these toes and toe fucks his girlfriend and dog all the time. The dog loves it very much.
Izzy- "ewan pass me that parsnip"
Ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,

Izzy- "fuck that you're grapple toes have touched it"
by Burtysquirty123 August 29, 2017
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grapperhaus

a dutch politician who told the people to keep their distance during COVID-19 and then hugged his mother in law at a wedding.
*hugs someone during quarantine*
person: dude i just pulled a grapperhaus.
by Winnie the poeh October 30, 2020
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Grapple baby

Similar to how an anchor baby is used to immigrants can migrate to a new country, a grapple baby is a more extreme slur to denote when immigrants have children in a country or migrate with them and use them as an excuse to stay while refusing to assimilate or adapt to the culture of the country they move to.

The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.

This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.

I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
"Get out of my country you god damn grapple baby!"
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