Gooos Mayor

When you jack off and then keep your cum in a jar, and then sell it on eBay.

I told Stacys parents I was a professional software engineer when really I make all my money being a Gooos Mayor!

by Urban_di!ck7788 September 20, 2020

Gooshen

That time of the month your wife or significant other has that ooye gooey gooshy creamy ovulation fluid in her panties!

To test if she truly is Gooshen, simply throw her panties on the wall and if it sticks she's ovulating.

Sandra was Gooshen so bad when her panties hit the floor it sounded like a wet rag hitting the shower floor!

by Border_Jumper March 1, 2022

Gooshi

A person who is very tall, dumb, and has big ears.

Mark: did you see that person who just walked by?
Henry: yea that MAN looked like a big gooshi

by ramok2k January 5, 2010

goosher

The smell that rushes out of a the cushion because a previous fart that someone left there.

Someone sits in a chair and farts and the smell is trapped. The next person that sits makes the smell goosh out leaving you to be the victim of a goosher.

by swayzman_50 February 19, 2008

gooshman

an animal rare in the wild. likes it in the butt. only appears when drunk and is afraid of electricity. likes cock. most likely related to a monkey.

daniel guzman's nickname is gooshman because he is a faggot.

by steven zavala bitched out November 20, 2009

Gooshed

When a firmly pitched tent collapses on you.

Trevor jumped inside his tent for the night when suddenly it gooshed on him.

by Inmodwetrust December 28, 2014

Goosht

Farsi word,means meat.In urban language means pretty young woman.

Hey javad,who's that girl? Isn't she Mali? She's such a goosht.

by Mamrez Erfani April 30, 2008