gargoyle

a gargoyle is someone that preseves virgin faith.. hence why they are on alot of churches.... this can be from the creation of a new religion to preserving a womans chastity
and if you are really experienced her virginity as well...
that is why they look hideous and eventually turn to stone
because of what preserving a virgin or virgin faith can do to you...

this church has had so many people do the wrong thing that without the gargoyle people would not know if it was a faith at all

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Gargoyle

A woman who is clingy in nature, who after the relationship has ended and at times during the relationship, become obsessive and borderline stalker.

Man 1: "Hey are you going to the bar tonight?"
Man 2: "No, my gargoyle is there."
Man 1: "Didn't you break up with her?"
Man 2: "Yes, she won't leave me alone hence why I called her a gargoyle"

by Big Papa Yuk June 6, 2011

Gargoyling

verb

It's like "owling" only your NAKED !

you should flair your nostrals and show teeth

(cover your junk the best you can)

i am Gargoyling the side of my tub and posting it on facebook

by eyeballguy July 28, 2011

gargoyles

The noise that your stomach produces when you have to take a shit/diarhea.

Man! I got some huge gargoyles right now.

by Mancino June 1, 2004

Gargoyle

to perch or straddle someones face while they are lieing on the ground. then punching them in the stomach or balls. making them sit up into your anus. making you resemble a creature of the night.

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!!!! gARGOYLE

by SEVENDURT October 18, 2008

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016