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black gamble

The process of buying marijuana from a shady drug dealer(most commonly african american) in which you do not know the exact quantity or quality of the product(because of the lack of a scale and greed) and there is a highten chance of you getting robbed due to the dealers economic position.
Tom: Bill look at this, i played the black gamble yesterday because my regular guy was out and look at this dank ass shit.
Bill: Lucky, I play last week and the guy robbed me at gun point.
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Oscar Gamble

A women wearing short shorts where the hairy bush hangs outside the shorts looking like when Oscar Gamble was wearing a cape and his Afro hung out
Did you see the "Oscar Gamble" now that girl cant wear a wicked weasel
by Cameltoe slide Rider November 23, 2010
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john tucker gamble

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.
-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!
by jp :) June 5, 2009
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texas gamble

It is when two guy's dp a girl in her vagina and then both cum at the same time. Then they bet large amouts of money to on who they think the father will be
I beat Jake in a Texas gamble and won 50,000 dollars
by kingXxXdp April 23, 2014
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Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.
*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
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lost the gamble

Past tense version of losing the gamble--an unintentional emission of fecese during intended flatulence.
"Why do you look so nervous?"

"I tried to fart, but I totally lost the gamble."
by bscepter February 12, 2005
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Chris Gamble

The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.
"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"

"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"

"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."
by smholt May 5, 2010
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