Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.

John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!

by Dan Matison August 20, 2013

Furniture Freestyle

The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.

"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"

by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010

heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'

"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."

by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010

over furniture

Purchasing excessive furniture out of excitement and not realizing until later that all won't fit in the house

Moving to a new apartment combined with black friday sale made me purchase furniture which later never fitted in my living room. My house is now over furnitured

by rahulgos December 11, 2009

Face Furniture

Sunglasses... normally quite big and/or flash

Hes rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!

by Minxylaboo August 19, 2008

Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.

Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?

by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019