funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 02, 2025

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 15, 2017

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 07, 2023

Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

by Davidwebb99 May 03, 2021

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

Funnel Cake Sundae

getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.

wow, i got a crazy funnel cake sundae yesterday

by cockassuer April 15, 2023

Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022