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funce

verb. a certain type of flatulence that is particularly loud, and sometimes so forceful that the vibrations can be felt by others.
Alec Baldwin once funced so hard he had to get surgery to fix his ruptured anus.
by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007
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FUnEMPLOYMENT

The state of being corporately displaced or otherwise W-2 challenged while managing to maintain a positive attitude. Also known as 'Jobbus Interruptus'.
She updated her resume and applied to a couple of jobs online, but truth be told Jayne was in no hurry to brush her teeth before noon.

"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."
by Watzamatoni December 17, 2011
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fundie

A term used to describe fundamentalist "Christians" that believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible. These people have no concept of the cultural, historical and allegorical complexities present in the Bible. Fundies tend to be "sheeple" that repeat the ignorant rhetoric of their intolerant and improperly educated pastor. Some of their hallmark behaviors are taking Bible quotes out of context, and harassing people by asking them whether or not they have been saved. Not too polite about such things.
The fundie was befuddled by the allegories in the Book of Genesis, so he took the Creation Story literally.
by cpm1121 December 17, 2008
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Fundiemaker

A person who, after developing a romantic relationship with a seemingly sane member of the opposite sex, repeatedly has their new partner turn into a raving fundamentalist, often pushing them to accept their religious doctrines, and pressuring them for marriage and children.
"Dude, I can't believe this! This is the third chick I've dated that's turned into a complete fundie. What's up?"

"I told you man, you're a fundiemaker."
by Mr Norrell December 18, 2009
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funeral damage

In Dungeons & Dragons or similar game, when a player's minimum damage is enough to defeat an enemy but the player desires to see the resulting damage, this is referred to as rolling "funeral damage."
GM: What's the minimum damage for your dagger attack?
Player 1: Let's see, it's dee-four plus eight. So, nine.
Player 2: Don't forget sneak attack.
Player 1: Oh duh. Two dee-six means two more.
GM: Eleven damage is enough to kill this guy. You just need to hit.
Player 1: Woo! Seventeen on the die! Eat it!
GM: Okay, it's dead.
Player 2: Wait a second, you get to roll like, three dice. DO IT.
GM: Fine. Roll funeral damage.
Player 1: Nice! Twenty-one damage.
GM: He only had three hit points left.
by dither April 28, 2014
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Funderdome

Steve Harvey's Funderdome, a play on funding and Thunderdome, is an American business reality competition show on ABC where Steve Harvey judges inventors competing for seed money.
I heard ABC's new show Steve Harvey's Funderdome got leaked by hackers. Too bad nobody that old knows how to download torrents.
by Steve Harvey's Moustache November 24, 2019
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your funeral

The phrase you say, when someone is about to do something wicked that involves risk, or death.
Are you seriously gonna do that?
Heh your funeral.
by Sosku10 August 29, 2021
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