fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too

c above

by bob May 12, 2003

fuck n duck

a fuck n duck is a person that you would only get wit to fuck a few times and break off the whole situation before anyone figures out that you and that person was in a relationship(hence the ducking part)

1.Even though that bitch is crazy, I would fuck n duck dat chick.

2.You wouldnt wanna go wit dat fuck n ducker if want a long term relationship.

by Trey Hagood December 17, 2006

fuck fuck fuck a duck...

song

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutang
at the Miami zoo

(sung to row row row your boat theme

Self explanatory

by haiti March 29, 2004

fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

by Moontos January 2, 2007

Go fuck a duck

Something weird and silly to say whether it is meant to be hurtful or not

Friend: your a biiiiiitch
you: o why dont you go fuck a duck

by alex.me March 24, 2021

fuck a duck

Childhood curse verse, circa 1968

Fuck a duck,
Screw a pigeon,
Go to Hell
And get religion.

by Marty Agee June 30, 2006

fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 3, 2003