The Fruit

A title given to the one who is more fruity than anyone else. Used for a guy to demolish his reputation and to be picked on thereafter. They are elected once a year at the Fruit Election on May 26th which is dubbed Fruit Day. They will then hold the title for that year and pass it on when the next election rolls around.

Student: Hey is that the legend himself ?
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)

by Zeph The God November 23, 2020

Fruit

A gay man who is very flamboyant, with very bright colors.

" Damn Nico you looking like gargantuan fruit today."

by Leirbag Ovol October 18, 2018

Fruit

The ballsack of the plant. I mean the seeds are inside a ballsack right, and if the ovary holds the seeds, and the ovary turns into the fruit, does that make fruit a ballsack.

"I'm a ballsack" said every fruit ever

by Lil. Urban October 18, 2018

fruits

Refers to a male's testicles.

Damn bitch! Get of my fruits!

by FlyingJ December 3, 2004

fruit

anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'

you dude! you're such a fruit!

by not a fruit January 20, 2004

Fruit

Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...

n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.

by olivepip January 9, 2009

fruit

Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:

This is if you are a gay man....

Or a strawberry.

A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.

A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.

by Yelizaveta January 17, 2009