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fruit booter 

a boot made from fruit skins, a fruit boot isnt complete with out all the colors of the rainbow with enfasys on the color purple, most comonly used by homosexuals to match with there clothen, in the 1990´s the fruit booters added wheels so the gay parede walk will tire and damage less the feet
hey, lets go put on our new fruitboots and go to the skate park to look for some hooties
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fruit booter 

A Roller blader.Whether they are gay or not they are still gay. Skateboarding is better.
Stupid fruit booter got in my way.
fruit booter by O'S December 6, 2002

fruit booter 

a slang nick name for someone who roller blades normally in a derogatory way commonly directed from skateboarders to roller bladers
thats all it is has nothing to do how rollerbladers think they are hardcore cause they can go bigger on something attached to them requiring less skill
fruit booter by HeYzUs December 28, 2005

fruit booter 

some one who runs around on shoes with wheels... thinkin they better than the skaters... but really just prancing around and dancing. this is not in cross refference with rollerblading. which is fun when you play street hockey.
any way, fruit booting is the word us skaters give inliners mainly to insult them, in return they call us "wood-pushers" which i'm sorry to say, isn't original at all. so there... "fruit booter"
and for the record it is easy, lame and most of all queer
Normal person- "what's the hardest part of fruit booting?"
Fruit Booter- "ooh man it's all about dem 360 soul grinds!!"
Normal person- "no. telling your dad that you're gay!"
fruit booter by Cat_In_The_Hat September 2, 2007

fruit booter 

Home schooled, baggy bondage pants wearing loser. They watch the X-games to admire the 10 year old Chinese girls who are better than them at a sport that was embraced by Hillary Clinton.

They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.
Fruit booters are no better than toddlers on razor scooters or those fucking pogo sticks.
fruit booter by scrap_iron July 30, 2006

fruit booter 

i have been skating forever and i was in the time when skatebaording wasnt cool. and those damn rollar bladers were just rollen around not doin real trix. damn man, we were actually doin ticks and the rollar bladers or roler skaters still said there sport was harder, and all they did was ride around, rollerblading will always be a "poser" sport
fruit booter by yoyojello August 25, 2003

fruit booter 

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.
Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...
fruit booter by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007