After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
by ǝuǝפ October 30, 2023
by Leon The Liger April 08, 2022
when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.
When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.
by DakotaSlim March 05, 2016
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018