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stage fright

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.
"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"
by Clean Fil February 18, 2005
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Frigid Bitch

A woman who is in a relationship but avoids any sexual intimacy with her partner.
"How come we used to have great sex but now you won't go anywhere near my cock you Frigid Bitch?"
by NoSexPleaseI'mMarried October 24, 2008
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Vagina Stage Fright

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.
I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!
by Just a random female April 20, 2011
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frigid clam

a frigid clam is a pussy that is so cold that when the frigid bitch opens her legs a silent chill consumes the room
i swear when that bitch sally oppened her legs i got shivers down my spine
that is one frigid clam
by semenator January 18, 2006
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Page Fright

Similar to stage fright, another word for writers' cramp. In that startling moment when a person feels the weight of having to write an important speech or essay, you freeze at the weight of the task and stare blankly at the empty paper
Dude, English 101 is going to kill me. I couldn't start my project last night because of page fright.
by DLSingletary June 10, 2009
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Penis Fright

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.
by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009
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Frigidaire

by coffeegal August 2, 2006
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