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3 way french kiss 

an action of sexual affection

where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity

kissing each other till the female orgasms
your having a 3 way and you want the female to get extremely turned on and everyone is on board and down for the pleasuring

it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation

and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss

faux french kiss

Where one person takes a drag on a cigarette or weed and then kisses another person sending the smoke into that persons mouth and then out their nose. It's almost impossible to do correctly, but totally classy and sexy once you do.
They faux french kissed on the beach and she thought she knew he was her soul-mate.
faux french kiss by Katie J. December 20, 2004

Bulgarian French Kiss 

This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.

If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
Bulgarian French Kiss by EhEsDeEf November 3, 2010

Soft french kiss 

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
Soft french kiss by Worthless January 12, 2020

Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time
"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"

INDIRECT FRENCH KISS 

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.