Forever Girl

The girl that been down , puts up with your bullshit and who you can bounce right back with even after all the shit y’all been through.

Dede is Zdot Forever Girl Because He Always Runs Back To Her.

by Dede Bando May 7, 2018

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Forehead Shavecut

The funniest flash movie ever made. It doesn't have to make sense to be hilarious.

Hey Bob, have you seen Forehead Shavecut?
Bob: Yeah man, I love that movie. I wish Jesse Jones would make a sequel.

by Babby September 30, 2006

Forever Alone

Being so incompatible with the rest of humanity you will never find anyone willing to date you.

more then 90% of people on the Internet are destined to be forever alone. Including you.

by ITSAMOTHERFUCKINGNARWHAL! April 5, 2016

Forever Texting

Verb.

1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.

I should really focus on my studying, but my girl is really into forever texting and I can't get anything done. I do it because I love her!

This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!

I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!

My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.

by Grammar Cracker May 15, 2015

Tyra's Forehead

The most diabolical, evil, tectonic plate smashing object you can ever fathom. It was said to be so immense the pokemon Waillord was unable to breed comfortably. The pure mass capable of blocking off the sun with one twist of the head. It was said the government used it as a shield to protect against asteroid belts for NASA spaceships.

Tim: "This Mansion is huge!"
Jim: "Like Tyra's Forehead?"
Tim: "Exactly."

by _Diesel_ November 9, 2014

Best Friend Forever

A best friend forever is someone who will never leave no matter how much you want them to sometimes. A best friend forever is a person who loves you so much you already know that your kids will be best friends when you're older. You always have each other's backs when something comes up. You show up at their house whenever. Lastly, no matter how far away you are from each other, you are always helping each other when one of you needs something.

She's my Best Friend Forever and I love her

by JHDSGUHFHGFUGSFSYFGSHFJGS August 1, 2019