Flukens

from the word 'fluke'. to flukens is to one-up, disrespect, or publicly shut down someone or a group of people.
for example, if you had a public debate in which you stuffed a fool so completely that he could say nothing and all of his points of validity are utterly destroyed, you have officially flukens him. this term cannot be used like 'fluke you' or anything like that, the word is flukens. all forms of the word (past, future, etc) are all flukens, not flukensed or fluked.

George bush flukens the whole world!

You flukens me!

When we play halo i flukens you with teabags.

by Young Beastly March 7, 2009

Fluke Skywalker

Someone who does something correct by chance, but then claims to have done it on purpose.

1: Wow! what a fluke!
2: Nah mate, I meant to do that.
1: Of course, Fluke Skywalker. Of course.

by broofmo February 23, 2017

Fluke Dome

Created by LowTierGod, Its when a girl tickles your penis while stroking and sucking, causing multiple feelings. lmao

Samantha gave me that crucial Fluke Dome!

by lucifaah July 14, 2020

Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

by cheekyT August 5, 2012

FLUKE

in the san diego, ca 92114 area a fluke can be the action of saying you are going to do somthing, or something you call a person a who says they are going to do something, and they make you think they really are and then they up and change their mind about doing it and dont do it.

at 4:03pm jennifer, "be ready by 6:30pm on the dot because that's when we're leaving!"

at 7:26 tiffany calls jennifer, "hey where the hell are you at? it's 7:26pm, you said 6:30pm"

jennifer, "oh yea, i dont think im going any more."

tiffany, "damn, you FLUKED me.....well gee thanks for letting me know you changed your mnid foo! uugh you damn fluke!"

jennifer, "whatever"

by TiFFBO February 18, 2010

folkerts

when somebody is being licked constantly in the belly button by a cow until their belly button has been chafed off.

Hey that guy is getting a folkerts.

by greg dumbass October 27, 2006

fluked

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

by edgarblah September 20, 2007