Falangee

a word most commonly used to get out of sticky situations, most memorably used in the american sitcom friends.

1)There's something wrong with the left falangee!!!!!!!
2)(on a really bad date) 'um...i gotta go check on my falangee, bye!-you big wierdo.'
3)oh my god is that a giant floating falangee! (said usually whilst running away as fast as humanly possible)

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 19, 2005

falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

flanck

is when you take one huge long piece of shit, where the length of the piece has a 1:1 ratio to the length of your arm.

mate, i bloody flancked it. you dont wanna go in there

by charlie_wildcard January 7, 2017

flandals

Shoes that are both flats and sandals.

Oh my gosh Deanne I love your flandals, where'd you get them?

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 31, 2010

Falangism

The most based ideology, which is a form of national syndicalism (not fascism). Spanish Politician Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera created this idea with his "Twenty-Seven Points". The ideology was prominent in the Spanish Civil War and under Caudillo Francesco Franco's Spain.

A: I think John likes Falangism.
B: How so?
A: I heard him humming Cara al Sol earlier.
B: Based.

by LeEpicNat1936 October 30, 2020

ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night

"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018

man flan

Man flan is another term for man pudding, man juice, or semen.

would you like to sample my man flan?

by priestofb October 26, 2004