Christian Fundamentalism

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.

The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.

by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005

Fundamentalist Christian

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)

Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)

by Hazard13 July 1, 2008

Fundamentalist

Person so desperate to be able to say things like "There can be no compromise!" and think things like "I am right and everyone else is wrong!" that they give up all critical thinking, accept literally the parts of a holy book that support their prejudices and take an unquestioning stance on one interpretation of a religion. They won't, of course, admit that it's only an interpretation; it's the ONE AND ONLY TRUTH. They often like to write words like TRUTH in BLOCK CAPITALS. See also Landover Baptist

I love the way fundamentalists claim the Bible is inerrant until you show them a bit they don't like, then start talking like liberals about "context" and "interpretation".

by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003

Wrestling Wildlife Foundation

An organization where endangered animals are put into a ring, and fight to the death, in order to decide who is saved, and who becomes extinct.

Wooh! Go bald-headed Eagle! NOOOO! The eagle got it's head taken off by the Polar Bear!

by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

fundability

The ability to generate money for a good cause. Sustainability rhythms with fundability.

Projects that show how fundability works and why it is important will survive the dog eat world.

by BetterResponse October 31, 2017

Fundamental Knobhead

Term created by Joe Lycett.
Used to describe an absolute idiot. Someone who is too bad to just use the word knobhead.

Larry: That bloke over there is a fundamental knobhead!

by back_from_whence June 26, 2018

Take a Wish Foundation

The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own

My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.

by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019