Floral Dysfunction

When you have a limp stalk.

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022

floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

Florals for spring

Something that is to be expected.

Friend 1#: My new baby was crying all night!

Friend 2#: Right, right florals for spring.

by Jayyyyyyyyy! July 9, 2025

Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

floral nation

Urinating all over a public bathroom but not in the toilet itself

Did you see that McDonald’s bathroom? Someone must have hit if with a Floral nation.

by Meatball sub September 13, 2021

feline floral relocator

FFR is the most awesome invention in the field of botany!

The feline floral relocator has really helped me-owt!

by zazababycat December 10, 2024

Floral Noire

Black Cultural storytelling of fashion, music, art, and food using immersive floral experiences.

The set design gave real floral noire vibes.

by Élan House October 2, 2022