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ur neice fleece

an insult to comback any ultra mean insults like ur granny tranny. it will cause the victim+ some unlucy bystanders to disinagrate in every quantumunivers with them in it.
1: ur mum gay
2: no u
1: no u granny tranny
2: no u to early so ur sister mister
1:sorry haha

2: dont you dare you will go from speech 100- speech 99
1: ur brother a mother
2: thats it no u
1: no u squared
2: ur daugter a thotter
1: ur neice fleece
2: ***dies immeadiatly***
by ememmemeememmeme June 10, 2018
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catch a fleece

i'm going to nicole's place to catch a fleece. be back later
by scott blank May 2, 2006
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Jungle Fleece

The sporadic growth of pubic hair found on the shaft of a penis.
"My girlfriend complains that my jungle fleece gets stuck in her teeth when she gives me a blow job."
by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009
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Dick fleece

The accumulation of lint, dust, and other materials gathered underneath the foreskin of a penis from the lack of showering and personal hygiene.
Boy 1: Dude, take a look a this!
Boy 2: Ugh! Wth is that thing!
Boy 1: Haven't showered for weeks. Its my dick fleece!
by becka.kim February 3, 2012
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golden fleece dick

Supplied by a natural disaster I.e. earthquake and/ or tsunami. Putting that pussy to sleep like nyquil
I took this girl home last night and gave her the golden fleece dick treatment
by Earthquake88 January 6, 2015
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whole fleece

another name for whole foods market; see whole paycheck
I was going to buy some coffee at whole fleece but I just couldn't handle their prices.
by pesudo d. nym October 7, 2007
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Fleecing the buffalo

Skinning a buffalo fish, which has two layers of skin/scales

Andrew Zimmern hears this terms from a Mississippi River man in S18:E3 of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.

Sorry, Andrew. You told every viewer to look this up on Urban Dictionary, but it doesn't mean whatever innuendo you hoped it would
Jim Bob: alright, it's about time to start fleecing the buffalo
Billy Bob: you mean the fish, or something else?
Jim Bob: oh, you know what I mean ;)
by justclarissa September 20, 2017
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