when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim
dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair
by dark crystal March 27, 2011
Get the flapjackingmug. this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.
by bison brum June 17, 2009
Get the flapjackmug. When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.
by MoonlightXxx July 22, 2021
Get the Flapjackermug. by DamioNIN October 21, 2013
Get the Flapjackedmug. by geneparmesean August 21, 2010
Get the flapjacksmug. When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.
*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.
by SpartanCinema March 25, 2016
Get the flapjackedmug. The striking of the upper, inner thigh region with an open palm. Striking as close to the genitalia as possible without making contact.
Corey was being a real pain in the ass, so when he was sitting down I flapjacked his stupid ass. Now that asshole has my handprint on his thigh.
by Timmy Thomkins November 19, 2006
Get the flapjackmug.