firefighter

1) Person who generally fights fires, saves people from fires, exhibits fire safety at local schools, etc. Almost always in prime physical condition as to do their extremely dangerous job well. Also stereotypically male, although there are indeed female firefighters.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.

1) "Jeff is a firefighter. He's heroic, brave, and hot as all fucking get out."
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"

by Merthedil December 7, 2003

Firefighter

A job thats so awesome that most of those who work as firefighters dont recieve a paycheck and dont bitch about it.

If you want to be a firefighter because it pays well,Has good benifits and get you chicks than its not for you. Most firefighters volunteer for years befor they land a paid job.

by Kangaroo Jake October 28, 2007

Firebag

TRIGGER WARNING: INDECENT DEFINITION!!!

The sack that holds testicles. It's nasty hellish name comes from the fact that they burn like fuck when kicked.

Please do not kick people's firebags. IT BURNS LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!

by TrollMaster666 September 28, 2021

Firebagger

A term of derision used (usually on blogs) by supporters of U.S. President Barack Obama in arguments with people who criticize Obama and other Democrats from the political left. The term is a conflation of "Teabagger" the term of derision used to describe right wing Tea Party activists and Firedoglake, a left-leaning political blogging community founded by Jane Hamsher.

Those firebaggers would rather kill the entire health care reform package than compromise on the public option. They're worse than Republicans!

by destor23 May 20, 2010

firefall

A video game for PC that died after 4 years of being in beta, even though they supposedly released it as a full game even though it still felt like it was in beta.

Never really went anywhere, always went backwards in development. Worst video game ever made.

Gamer 1: Hey man, remember that game Firefall.

Gamer 2: Yeah dude, that was the buggiest game I had ever played.

Gamer 1: Yeah it died.

Gamer 2: No fucking shit nigga

by PCMR December 7, 2016

Firefighter Twins

Firefighter twins are born and raised for one job and one job only. They know how to put the wet stuff on the red stuff but don't understand much more about life. They probably drive the same kind of trucks and will always be reppin a fire sticker on the back. They are the type of guys that would bang just about anything with a hole. These two ketchup dicks can recite the movie "Backdraft" word for word. And they will constantly be fighting at the station and on the fire ground.

Firefighter twins conversation:

Brother #1: I want the nozzle today.
Brother #2: Fuck you, you got the nozzle yesterday!

by 420asshole June 5, 2019

Guerrilla FireFighter

A LITERAL fire fighter. Taking his job very seriously the Guerrilla FireFighter will sneak around a burning building and Sneak-Attack the fire. Thus fighting it literally.

Man 1: is that firefighter supposed to be literally fighting the fire?

Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter

by Cody Gobarra October 22, 2009