Fiddle Whisper

the act of masturbation in formal attire

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?

by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011

diddle fiddle

Object used to "diddle" someone, such as a finger or toy

"Hey girl, i can play alot of instruments, i specialize in the diddle fiddle."

by Watchus34 June 22, 2017

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

greazy fiddle

While showering, someone simultaneously strokes your cock while giving you a soapy reach around, not unlike the bowing of the bluegrass violin.

While taking a pre sex shower my lady friend gave me the greazy fiddle, ensuring the cleanliness of my wedding tackle.

by mogwi June 20, 2011

Fiddle Nuggets

Something you shout when you fuck up

*stubs toe*

FUCKUNG FIDDLE NUGGETS!

by ninjafishlover April 25, 2017

fiddle cove

a womans vagina, often frilly, like coral, as described in the bloodhound gang song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

"cannonball the fiddle cove, with the dude piston" Taken from the song "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo"

by Monty bixxnich July 3, 2008