Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
by torontonium August 7, 2019
Get the feral hogs mug.One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.
That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.
by EF around and find out June 6, 2022
Get the Feral housewife mug.The term "feral" is usually used to refer to a domesticated animal which has returned to the wild. The term jundi is arabic for soldier. Put them together, and you have feral jundi. 1. A soldier that is no longer bound by their former occupation or contract. 2. A guard that has wandered away from their post. 3. A soldier that speaks their mind, without worry of consequence.
Hey Bob, check it out. It looks like another feral jundi has decided to leave his post again. (Iraq guard duty)
by Head Jundi April 4, 2008
Get the feral jundi mug.a fake vegan, a vegan who pretends to not want to kill animals and eat meat but secretly does.
one who makes you laugh.
one who makes you laugh.
"Hey i thought you wanted a salad Miguel! You're such a fegan!" or "Why did you break up with Shaniqua?" "She was a fegan."
"that fegan almost made me pee myself!"
"that fegan almost made me pee myself!"
by Fergus kid July 7, 2006
Get the fegan mug.1.) A word of 4chan origin referring to the hypothetical female members of "Anonymous" (or "Anon" for short) community (which is a contradiction because according to 4chan "there are no women on the internet")
2.) a demeaning word for feminists. Synonymous in usage to feminazi
2.) a demeaning word for feminists. Synonymous in usage to feminazi
by An0n9001 September 25, 2010
Get the Femanon mug.noun - A female who is assertive and aggressive in bed, but in a passionate rather than dirty or slutty sense.
adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.
adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.
1. Baby, I can't stop thinking about the way you drained my balls last night. You're a fucking femanimal.
2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.
Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.
2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.
Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.
by Rammin12Inches June 8, 2010
Get the femanimal mug.Someone who, when they prove inconvenient, aggressively rejects social conventions, norms and rules in favor of a less domesticated more feral state.
Anyone who regards any and all traffic instructions such as red lights or stop signs as loose guidelines instead of hard and fast rules should be considered a feralist.
by Major Jakson February 18, 2009
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