fatty boom-batty

A cannabis joint of unruley size. Usually pertaining to a double papered joint that while of regular length has a disproportionately wide girth.

Yo, I just rolled up a fatty boom-batty jay of this skunky ass weed yo! Were gonna get so high...yeah!

by ChunkyD August 15, 2006

Fatty Clappers

A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.

Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!

A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!

I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.

by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011

Fattycake McJiggles

A name commonly used as a reference to an extremely large figured being. This case was first noted back in 2004 with the arrival of steve B to the world of fat people.

Yo lets go hang with Fattycake McJiggles today. Haha we can go eat all his food out of his closet. HAHA

by RuneWarrior1337 November 18, 2006

smoke a fatty

Verb.

1. To smoke a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar, which is noticeably larger than usual.

2. To shoot an obese person.

1. Let's go smoke a fatty joint, yo.

2. Get down fool, I'm gonna smoke this fatty!

by EvilDeadJunkie February 5, 2007

Fatty fatty fatty fat black man

The act of hitting the dab pen and blowing the weed vapor into your friend's anus aggressively , and proceeding to receive their subsequent fart (the fart is to be as gentle and long as possible).

John: "Bro! Greg! Did you hook up with that girl Jessica last night"
Greg: nah she friendzoned me and gave me a fatty fatty fatty fat black man.

by Slender black cock October 11, 2020

closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009

Fatty Fatty Fat Fat

An insult used by children to tease fat people. It is repeated over and over again in a chorus on the playground.

"The girls repeated Fatty Fatty Fat Fat as mikey cried in the corner"

by DB January 13, 2005