fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

by SimpCity December 15, 2019

Poopy fart ass nigga

A nigga who don't wipe his ass after taking a fat wet diarrhea shit.

Bruh you smell like ass, you poopy fart ass nigga.

by Lilniggafert March 28, 2020

poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man

he was a democrat

dumbass: you know who else was a democrat? hitler.

the epitome of education: you know who else was a democrat? poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man. google it.

by linkisaway on tik tok 🤨 January 7, 2021

POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.

"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018

poopy fart chunks

When u fart while a terd is up to bat and little chunks come outta it like shrapnel.

Dude I had to take a shit while I farted and poopy fart chunks blasted into my boxers!

by Bob tits January 20, 2009

Poopy Butt Fart

when diarrhea starts oozing out of your butt and you totally rip ass and it sprays every where. Basically a Shart times 10.

Satan walked into my room and had a poopy butt fart all over the walls and ceiling.

by Mr Dr Jack Hoffman September 3, 2011