fart

Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

farting

v. the act of expelling a bottom burp from one's arse.

Who's farted? That fucking stinks!

by Ernest Borgnine June 26, 2003

Fart

The only reason to enter an elevator.

Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.

by Esx February 10, 2010

fart

a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.

I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.

by landrea August 5, 2005

fart

Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T

Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!

by Cydney September 8, 2007

a fart

The act of some asshole talking shit behind your back.

Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."

by Maccus Wiel July 6, 2020

Farted

A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.

RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!

by Tiffany Nicoleeeee December 6, 2007