this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024
Get the The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kissmug. farhanitis is a chronic disease spread by FARHAN NOORANI.
Deadly creature, deadly disease.
Uncurable.
OUT TO GET YOU!!
Deadly creature, deadly disease.
Uncurable.
OUT TO GET YOU!!
FUCK!^$&*^@q
i HAVE FARHANITIS!!
MY BALLS ARE SHRINKINGGGGGG....
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ASWUDHAUISHA
DUABNWUDNAWUNDJKWANDJANS
WAIDAWUNDJKASNJKDNWAJKNDJKS
i HAVE FARHANITIS!!
MY BALLS ARE SHRINKINGGGGGG....
ASBNHA GOOO GOOO GAAA GAAAA
ASWUDHAUISHA
DUABNWUDNAWUNDJKWANDJANS
WAIDAWUNDJKASNJKDNWAJKNDJKS
by P-P-M-A-N January 15, 2025
Get the farhanitismug. Very funny person
by ShurikenSage January 4, 2024
Get the Farhanmug. Usually a name for an Indian who newly converted. A very kind kind person, loyal and untrustworthy. Never on time on promises and always late.
Farhan is untrustworthy.
by Firplayer November 24, 2021
Get the Farhanmug. An absolute fucking simp who thinks whenever a dude likes a girl he isn't fond of he says its because of their tits.
by SenpaiLover16 May 6, 2020
Get the Farhanmug. He is so handsome and tall. He is quite kind and responsible guy BUT he could be dangerous to the girls out there. Beware, he is just like a viper. He just need one strike to steal your girlfriend from you.
by Farhanviper December 27, 2017
Get the wan amir farhanmug. 