Facebragget

Someone who facebrags or brags about their life on facebook.

Martha is such a facebragget, she's always talking about her damn kids. Way to reproduce you facebragget!

by Winjee March 15, 2011

facebaking

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.

"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.

by metal power February 12, 2010

Facebeat

The act of masturbating to profile pictures, photo albums, and the like on Facebook.

Juan: How was last night, mang?

Me: Thanks for asking, Juan. I was running super low on mental images of old girlfriends, coworkers and acquaintances to pud off to, so I logged onto Facebook and Facebeat literally all night long.

Juan: That's sick, homes.

by pizzahater January 14, 2010

Failbreak

Trying to jailbreak an iPod/iPhone but ending up having to restore your device after failing at the jailbreak.

John: Hey Jane didn't you jailbreak your iPod to get free apps?

Jane: Nah, I screwed that up and ended up failbreaking it.

by TheBadAppleseed February 25, 2011

Facebrag

To totally use facebook to show off to a really embarrasing extent...

On Facebook chat:

Cool Guy: Wagwan?

Facebragger: Not much, just doing exams...only need a D...whatever? Even though I'm showing off you are totally cool!

Cool Guy: Whatever signs out to look cool

by Cool Guy765667 July 10, 2009

Facebaking

Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.

You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"

by CaptainBruno April 26, 2010

facebreakup

When one member of a facebook relationship decides to alter their relationship status to reflect a discontinuation ("single") or troubled/sketchy state ("it's complicated" or "in an open relationship") of said relationship unbeknownst to the other party or parties of that relationship.

Candice wrote on Greg's wall "never facebreakup with me again b/c it made me break out. love you!" when he cancelled their relationship on his facebook last weekend. Now they're "engaged".

by Eggwhitey December 31, 2007