by ddooley January 7, 2008
Get the a face like a fist full of ass holes mug.The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.
by Zonal K September 25, 2019
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by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022
Get the Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes mug.by mockschmock December 8, 2006
Get the Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel mug.A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.
by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023
Get the You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan. mug.by davegooner September 15, 2010
Get the face like an eagle's arse mug.This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.
He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."
She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."
She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."
by Captain Manic 59 March 15, 2011
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