Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.

"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"

by EV4014 March 03, 2024

Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.

“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

FLORIDIAN COYLE

A FLORIDIAN COYLE IS A LIVE ONLINE SCAM THAT IS PERPETRATED THROUGH LOTS OF EYEBROW WIGGLES HIDDEN BEHIND OAKLEY SUNGLASSES

PEOPLE HAVE LOST ALOT OF MONEY TO FLORIDIAN COYLE SCAMS

by PEEWEE WILLOUGHBY August 04, 2018

Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.

"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."

by Holt's V-Raptor March 06, 2022

Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather

Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands

by Stelios987654321 October 24, 2022

Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate

Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good

by Jenerkrn November 16, 2021

Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022