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Iowa Flamethrower

When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.
Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.

Guy 1: Nice
by ILikeCorn772 February 27, 2022
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Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.
Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.
by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022
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bad kid with flamethrower

A bad kid with a flamethrower is a kid who has not been disciplineproperly and now randomly owns a flamethrower.
You might see images of him on the internet but its nothing new. If you find one, you may want to stay back before its too late and you get burned like hell. So don't be a bad kid. Or you'll end up with a flamethrower that activates whenever u move.
oh no its a bad kid with flamethrower runnnn
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Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower

The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.
“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”
by P Diddy Pimp Daddy November 28, 2021
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The Flamethrower

When you start jerking off and are about to cum. You close one of her nostrils and place your penis in the other. You cum, and it shoots in her nose. She chokes/ sneezes and it come out her mouth like a flame thrower.
My girlfriend was blowing me and I pulled my dick out of her mouth. I shoved it in her nostril and gave her the flamethrower.
by Jerradschmitt December 26, 2020
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Tuscaloosa Flamethrower

You shove a candle in a girl's vagina and fill her ass with a flammable substance such as gasoline or kerosene. You then light the candle and stand back (this part is very important.) She shoots the gas out of her ass, causing a huge flame to shoot out.
We were bored last night so ma lit up a Tuscaloosa flamethrower to liven things up.
by 2hugeforyomom April 21, 2011
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The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower
Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower
by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 23, 2018
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