fat lisp

1. A mouth injury caused by a punch, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

2. A speech impediment caused by a punch in the mouth, especially if the punch is the result of mocking another person's way of speaking.

"What happened to your face, man?"

"I was making fun of that guy who talks like Mike Tyson and he gave me a fat lisp."

by Punchdrunkshove June 21, 2009

Fat Lady Bingo

FLB, Fat Lady Bingo. The practice of seeing who can take home the fattest woman in the bar. You must have panties for proof.

FLB/Fat Lady Bingo IS ON TONIGHT MAN!

by Wooferman December 3, 2009

fat lass

A fat obesse woman that she feels that she is hot or fucking attractive.

Damn mate, I can't stand Tess holiday , she's a fucking fat lass.

by lazypast33 May 19, 2016

fat lady shuffle

The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.

At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.

by awesome pirate March 9, 2009

quad venti non-fat latte

A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

fat leak

Fat leak is a term used to describe a bulge of bare flesh that the owners clothes do not (but should) cover. Fat leaks often occur at the join between the upper and lower garments. Remember, a fat leak is only when the fat appears to seep out as uncovered flesh and can't be used to describe covered bulges. This is a derogatory term and it will not work as a term of endearment.

"Mary you have a fat leak" or "look at Mary's fat leak"

by Professor of new English June 30, 2005

fat lard

extremelty fat person or animal. so fat that they have extreme cases of lard in them.

william hickson

by Morgan Rennie May 15, 2003